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Forest Gimp
01:55
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Let me tell you a story about a guy i knew
about a man who served in WWII
And while he was overseas
got his leg blown off by the japanese
and as he stood there looking down
he saw his leg laying on the ground
and as he fell to his knee
he wrapped his nub to stop the bleeding
He said well i better go
if i wanna live with all five toes
so he grabbed a stick as a crutch for now
and hobbled back to his pals
the next day they sent him back
to the midwest, Illinois in fact
and as he left the hospital
he had his prosthetic leg in tow
and this is were it gets good
on a drunken night in his neighborhood
he lost that leg in a bet
and crawled to his home in the cul de sac
and the next day he went to fish
in the sangamon, a great place to fish
and with the biggest strike of luck
he found that leg laying by a rock
and as he went back to the town
all the people said
where'd you get that leg?
i found it down by the sangamon
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2. |
Prison Break
01:40
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with the opening shot of the gun
we are off time to run
with our hands tied behind our backs we're gone
we are numbered off staring at one
we are off time to run
with the dogs chasing us now we better get gone
we successfully escaped
we're on a prison break
and i don't know what the hell i'm going to do now
so we got the hell out of dodge
we are kings, we are thieves, we are gods
with ourselves free we changed our lives for good
but one day there came a judge
and he smashed his gavel on us
so now were back in the hole
for life
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3. |
To All The Onlookers
01:44
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i don't know you
no guess at your name
im just standing on this street corner
singing in the rain
and no its not important
not even a bit
cause in the moment you pass me
you're gunna act like you didn't
hey mister sir please would you listen to this song
its about how you'll ignore me
and just walk along
but miss this ones about you
would you listen just a sec
cause in the moment your about pass me
your going to act like you didn't
this ones for you
all you distant onlookers its for you
cause i dont have a hope in this world
that this song will be heard in full by you
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4. |
Raise Hell
02:28
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the day that summer came
marked the day of our charades
we were kids without jobs
no ambitions goal were gone
as the nights stood still
there we were just hanging chill
one thing on our minds
only thing on our minds
gunna raise hell
saddle up get on our bikes
cruise the town fuck shooting dice
we are all we want to be
cruel kids whats reality
we smoke cause we think its cool
we drink, well we just do
one thing on our minds
only thing on our minds
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5. |
S.L.B. Folk Punk
03:16
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here we have a young man
just married his favorite girl
going to do everything he can to give her the world
so he buys a plot of land
to make his fortune
and though he promised her so much
she said he was just enough
things didn't quite work out
money didn't come so easily
from the land he fertilized and plowed
and he felt so ashamed
about the meager life they lived
his wife's attitude wouldn't change
she'd live any life with him
here we have an old man
sitting all alone
holding an old picture in his hand
but he cant look at it
picture makes his sad
got his money now
only wants what he had
well i hear him singing
im a sad lonely bastard
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it was a cold dark morning
on july 9th that day
families bought their tickets and loaded on the train
and as they found their seats
they lit their cigarettes
these are the times
the times their gunna miss
it was the great train wreck of 1918
101 dead the rest were carried off the scene
before the trains collided the conductor tipped his hat
and said its been a good life but i ain't coming back
and as the engines collided
and the wooden cars crashed
only 10 miles from the homes that they knew last
and the papers blamed the railroad for the mess
only one human error caused the lives of those who passed
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7. |
People
00:41
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white people are white
and black people are black
but what color are the asians
(the asians are yellow
apparently they're yellow
sorry about the confusion)
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