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Waxed Mustaches

by Bad Catman

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1.
Forest Gimp 01:55
Let me tell you a story about a guy i knew about a man who served in WWII And while he was overseas got his leg blown off by the japanese and as he stood there looking down he saw his leg laying on the ground and as he fell to his knee he wrapped his nub to stop the bleeding He said well i better go if i wanna live with all five toes so he grabbed a stick as a crutch for now and hobbled back to his pals the next day they sent him back to the midwest, Illinois in fact and as he left the hospital he had his prosthetic leg in tow and this is were it gets good on a drunken night in his neighborhood he lost that leg in a bet and crawled to his home in the cul de sac and the next day he went to fish in the sangamon, a great place to fish and with the biggest strike of luck he found that leg laying by a rock and as he went back to the town all the people said where'd you get that leg? i found it down by the sangamon
2.
Prison Break 01:40
with the opening shot of the gun we are off time to run with our hands tied behind our backs we're gone we are numbered off staring at one we are off time to run with the dogs chasing us now we better get gone we successfully escaped we're on a prison break and i don't know what the hell i'm going to do now so we got the hell out of dodge we are kings, we are thieves, we are gods with ourselves free we changed our lives for good but one day there came a judge and he smashed his gavel on us so now were back in the hole for life
3.
i don't know you no guess at your name im just standing on this street corner singing in the rain and no its not important not even a bit cause in the moment you pass me you're gunna act like you didn't hey mister sir please would you listen to this song its about how you'll ignore me and just walk along but miss this ones about you would you listen just a sec cause in the moment your about pass me your going to act like you didn't this ones for you all you distant onlookers its for you cause i dont have a hope in this world that this song will be heard in full by you
4.
Raise Hell 02:28
the day that summer came marked the day of our charades we were kids without jobs no ambitions goal were gone as the nights stood still there we were just hanging chill one thing on our minds only thing on our minds gunna raise hell saddle up get on our bikes cruise the town fuck shooting dice we are all we want to be cruel kids whats reality we smoke cause we think its cool we drink, well we just do one thing on our minds only thing on our minds
5.
here we have a young man just married his favorite girl going to do everything he can to give her the world so he buys a plot of land to make his fortune and though he promised her so much she said he was just enough things didn't quite work out money didn't come so easily from the land he fertilized and plowed and he felt so ashamed about the meager life they lived his wife's attitude wouldn't change she'd live any life with him here we have an old man sitting all alone holding an old picture in his hand but he cant look at it picture makes his sad got his money now only wants what he had well i hear him singing im a sad lonely bastard
6.
it was a cold dark morning on july 9th that day families bought their tickets and loaded on the train and as they found their seats they lit their cigarettes these are the times the times their gunna miss it was the great train wreck of 1918 101 dead the rest were carried off the scene before the trains collided the conductor tipped his hat and said its been a good life but i ain't coming back and as the engines collided and the wooden cars crashed only 10 miles from the homes that they knew last and the papers blamed the railroad for the mess only one human error caused the lives of those who passed
7.
People 00:41
white people are white and black people are black but what color are the asians (the asians are yellow apparently they're yellow sorry about the confusion)

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released December 19, 2010

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